Why Liberals are wrong and conservatives are right

John Mccain
John Mccain
John McCain

Lots of liberal bias on LinkedIn but I am going to set things straight. I have a picture of Daddy McCain to inspire me.

  1. We want limited government, lower taxes and deregulation. This is a proven winning formula. By having limited government, companies are free to pollute and act with impunity and that leads to record profits. Am I right Elon? With lower taxes on rich people, we get richer. Don’t worry we will still tax poor people and focus on destroying the people who aren’t christian with apathy. With deregulation your life is cheaper. Cheap houses without all that unnecessary safety regulation. Cheap flights, without all those time consuming audits and follow ups. So what if a few people die? That’s business baby.
  2. Helping people who aren’t rich isn’t about freedom or justice. It is just an attempt to allow lazy people avoid personal responsibility. In my day, we pulled ourselves up by our own bootstraps. That’s why we forced black people to work for us for free, and economically exploit people today. Its the golden rule. He who has the gold makes the rules. That’s how its always been, and how it always will be. Just suck it up liberals and accept reality.
  3. Traditional families are the only way that society survives. We can’t survive if we have Ted & Fred having kids and indoctrinating them with that BS. What are the end rules of gay people? The total destruction of the child birth rate and the lowered rates are because of those people today. We don’t need to give people jobs that will pay them a living wage. If they can’t afford to live, they can live together in increasingly smaller spaces with other people. Or we will criminalize them for their laziness and put them in jail for being homeless. That is the Christian thing to do.
  4. People are best when white men tell them what to do. That’s why white men must tell women what they can do with their bodies, and then we will tell everyone who isn’t white how to do do things. This is the white burden that we have. We have to educate the savages, and if they aren’t white, it ain’t right. We value life so much that we will put a death sentence on anyone in Idaho who wants to get an abortion. That’s how committed we are to life. We have to sacrifice some lives for the betterment of others learning their lesson. If we allow women to think they are equal to men, we won’t be living in the late 19th century and that where the ideal time is. Daddy Trump told me, and I believe everything Daddy says.
  5. Those left softies don’t stand up for their guns and second amendment like we do. We are tough and we kick ass. If it was up to lefties we would have too many regulations and that something we don’t need. We don’t mind that kids, and others get killed in massacres. No, nothing can be done to stop this and other countries that don’t have gun violence are weirdos.
  6. I hate woke culture. I don’t have the right to be a man when I have to worry about hurting peoples feelings. I don’t care about anyone feelings but my own. I’m tired of women and colleges telling me how I should behave. In the old days men were in charge and we didn’t stand for this BS. If a woman didn’t like it she didn’t survive, and we need to go back and Make America great again.
  7. We believe in law, unless there is a higher law like Christianity or god that people feel personal with. We need to stop democracy because it only created a bunch of sinners. We will save America, and we will save those sinners too. God bless America and our patriotism is true not like those draft dodgers with bone Spurs.
  8. Who needs immigrants to contribute 100 billion to the GDP, work jobs that white people don’t want to work, and create safe and thriving communities? We prefer communities shutting down and the move to cities. That’s why we can take control of society. We will show those lefties how good Republicans can govern and show them what a real President can do.
  9. We only need to pay attention to what is happening in good old America. Yeah it didn’t work in WW2 but that won’t happen again right?
  10. Lefties are deplorable and awful people. They only think about themselves, and other peoples feelings. I like liberal tears, and when a liberal cries an angel gets it wings. We don’t need understanding and nuananced discussions, we need bold thoughtless action like Elon and Trump is doing. Yeah ‘merica!
  11. As you get older, you will become more conservative. Its because you get smarter and you realize that your well being is only up to you. Its self-interest baby, and that why conservative appeals to people. We don’t need to care for a community. Just ourselves, and everything will work out ok. Right? Right?
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