Hey, this is radio station WSKEE
We’re taking calls on the wish line
Making your wacky wishes come true…
Hello?
[Chorus]
I wish I was a little bit smarter, I wish I was a Carter,
I wish I had a girl who was wise, I would never tell her lies,
I wish I had a cat catch a rat in my hat,
And a reliable mat.
[Verse 1]
I wish I had a big IQ,
So I could get with my favorite boo.
‘Cause she knows I like her and shes really smart,
I see her at the library all the time,
Every time I see her she steals my heart,
‘Cause I know shes livin’ wise,
Her boyfriends smart and rich and good looking,
The deadly trifecta is what he is cooking.
Whats gonna make her choose me over him?
‘Cause when it comes to being smart
I’m not that good but I try with all my heart.
My professor at community college laughs at me,
But I’m trying to be all I can be.
Yeah being an accountant is not that great,
But one day I’m gonna make her hate,
That shallow guy whose just got the girls,
But not faithful and sincere and makes me want to hurls.
Its sad when no one knows my name,
But that doesn’t stop me from running my game.
When I asked her out she laughed in my face,
But one day I’ll find a woman that loves my case.
[Chorus]
I wish I was a little bit smarter, I wish I was a Carter,
I wish I had a girl who was wise, I would never tell her lies,
I wish I had a cat catch a rat in my hat,
And a reliable mat.
[Verse 2]
I wish I had a brand new laptop, thus far, I only got this snapshot,
Of the ideal life I want,
And everywhere I go and share yo I get laughed at,
When I’m on the bus I’m relaxed,
I got my library card, my old laptop but that jacked,
And you wanna know whats really crazy?
I can’t even get a date with ugly Maizy.
She said I wasn’t her type either.
I heard that prom night is a great time,
With a good friend you can share some wine,
But I’m Romeo after the tragedy and I can’t even meet Juliet.
When I’m in the bus, I can’t get a smile,
Even though I am friendly and smile with a mile.
I know that my peers wanna cruise on Sunday,
I’m studying inside so one day I can have a fun day.
‘Cause its hard to survive,
When you’re living on a minimum wage salary to be alive.
And these women keep denying my worth,
She looks smart, she looks wise,
Makes me say I wish I was their guys.
[Chorus]
I wish I was a little bit smarter, I wish I was a Carter,
I wish I had a girl who was wise, I would never tell her lies,
I wish I had a cat catch a rat in my hat,
And a reliable mat.
[Verse 3]
I know my dreams will happen,
Cause I’m working and making it clapping,
I’d wish for all to learn what they need,
To take from life their own seed,
I would encourage all to live in harmony with their self,
Not put their dreams on an irretrievable shelf.
Yo this is on the real,
Life can find a way to make the deal.
If you are down on your luck,
Find someone who gives a buck,
I go simple and easy and wise,
Life is right before our eyes.
Ain’t that dope fresh and smart,
You can find a way with your heart.
[Chorus]
I wish I was a little bit smarter, I wish I was a Carter,
I wish I had a girl who was wise, I would never tell her lies,
I wish I had a cat catch a rat in my hat,
And a reliable mat.
[Outro]
I wish, I wish
I wish, I wish
I wish, I wish
I wish, I wish
I wish, I wish
I wish, I wish