How to get hired in a half hour

hiring manager bad comic
hiring manager bad comic
hiring manager bad comic

Sounds great right? Here is how you do it.

  1. Step one, do something that few people do. This doesn’t mean it is unpopular, it just means generally that it is hard to do.
  2. In the interview be able to understand and respond to the problems they are currently facing.
  3. Tell them you have helped every customer you have ever worked for and you will help them if they give you a chance.
  4. Tell them a story how you went above and beyond those of your peers in your field.
  5. Research before the meeting the kind of problems they are most likely facing and be able to speak to them.

I did these things and in one half hour interview I got hired. This isn’t to brag, but rather when you show that you can hit the ground running they will want you bad.

So bad that they will offer you a higher salary than you ever had and speak well of you to your manager. People want solutions, not empty talk.

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