Stories from my past: I can't wait to get my hands on you.Do you ever feel sometimes that your body is incredibly tense and a hot shower just doesn’t cut it? When I feel like that I like to go to a massage therapist, and it is quite an adventure when I have visited them.

I have gone to a few massage therapists in my time. Mostly they are women who have taken certification and formal training. At times it is just someone doing what they think might be relaxing. These experiences for me have been both helpful and unhelpful, with most being helpful.

So one time I had paid for a friend to get a one hour massage. My friend feel asleep, and the massage therapist comes out and is making small talk with me. I explained that I had originally made the appointment, but that my friend needed it more than I did. The next thing she said surprised me.

“Well then, I can’t wait to get my hands on you.” I thought about that for a moment.

“Ok, how about the same time next Saturday?” I said.

My friend came out and we paid and went on our way. What happened then is another story.

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