George Carlin Talks About Stuff
I love George Carlin clips.
Tagged: Humor
What would an iPod say to headphones?
heybuds.png from netdna-cdn.com – StumbleUpon. Clever idea. Sometimes I am guilty of these kind of play on words. Looks like an iPod doesn’t it?
Stories of my past: I noticed you called
I had a surprising phone call once from a woman who I had briefly meet while dating. I hadn’t talked to her for more than six months, and out of the blue she calls me. She explains to me “I noticed you had called me a few times” and said other things. I had clearly not called her several times, because I don’t push myself on anyone. If they aren’t interested, I just let them go.
I am sharing this now because it is surprising how often people feel that they can lie to you and you won’t care. I do care about the truth, especially in relationships. I don’t think that you can tell the truth all of the time, because there are things that people do not have the right or need to know. For example, if I had a medical problem my friends don’t need to know the full extent of it. I think that we should only share as much as we feel other people can accept and deal with. Anything more is kind of pushing them to adopt our values.
What do you think?
Lion crashing regularly at login screen: Apple Support Communities
Thanks 9700pro.
System Preferences > Energy Settings > disable the “automatic Grafik-Mode-Switch”
This fixes a lot of other Problems, including yours.
:-)
(Maybe you have to boot in SaveBoot, to change this)
via Lion crashing regularly at login screen: Apple Support Communities.
Stories from my past: We should have more people like you
I was waiting for my friend once and goofing around on my phone when a woman was walking past and noticed me and laughed.
“Having a good day?” I asked.
“I am laughing because you are smiling so big and you seem so happy.” she said. “I didn’t expect that. We should have more people in the world like you.”
“Thanks”, I said. Sometimes you don’t have to come back with a witty retort, just thanks is enough.
Search query today: Danbo cleaning
Of course I didn’t have any photo for that. So I did an internet search and found one on this page. Nice content.
Waiting for mail the old-fashioned way
computer_humor_14.jpg from myinterestingfiles.com – StumbleUpon. I can sympathize with this guy when you are waiting for an important package.
Dog saves herself by opening doors and hiding in bathtub
detail.html?sms_ss=stumbleupon. Interesting the dog learned how to open doors. What a great plan she had and survived! I wonder how a monkey would have done?